Issue 01 The human fix

Built by AI. Fixed by hand.

Your app, site, copy or brand got most of the way there with AI. Real developers, designers and writers finish the rest properly, so it holds up when real people use it.

Apps · Websites · Code · Design · Copy · SEO · Branding

B. PATCH: HAND APPLIED A. HULL: AI-BUILT
Fig. 1 Prototype, field-repaired
Section 1, Diagnostics

Sound
familiar?

Common symptoms reported by owners of AI-assembled products. One check is enough to call a crew.

  • The app works fine until real users log in.
  • Every fix the AI makes breaks two other things.
  • Your site looks like every other AI-made site.
  • Traffic dropped after the last Google update.
  • The copy reads like nobody actually wrote it.
  • The logo falls apart anywhere but a screen.
Section 3, Standard procedure

Three steps to fixed.

  1. Step A

    Describe the damage

    Tell us what was built, with which tool, and what’s going wrong. A link or a few sentences is enough.

  2. Step B

    Get a real estimate

    A vetted specialist reviews it and sends a fixed estimate. You pay only if you accept it.

  3. Step C

    Fixed by hand

    A person does the work, tests it and explains what changed, so it keeps working after the crew leaves.

Free tool, Diagnostic bay

The Unslop
Checker

Paste a snippet of code or a page URL. The checker flags the usual AI shortcuts: missing security checks, outdated functions, copy-paste patterns and filler text.

Open the checker
Sample readout 5 issues
  • Form handler has no nonce check
  • Database query built without prepare()
  • API key visible in client-side code
  • 9 paragraphs open with the same phrase
  • Hero image: 6 fingers detected

Where AI stops, we start.

Describe what’s broken. A specialist replies with a fixed estimate, and nothing is charged until you say yes.